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Dumpling Time.

I fear that Dumplings has been cast aside and forgotten about more rapidly than the Sox 2007 World Series win. Here's a little reminder to keep both the Dumplings and the Sox victory feel alive.

Definition of Jiggy Shit

Just in case you haven't seen someone do backwards donuts in a Lamborghini with the doors up lately.

Here's the Ad for our Pilot

It occurs to me that many of you may not have known that Deepali and I have been in serious talks with NBC to create our own sitcom, based on the hilarious premise that a 6'3" Caucasian could be best buds with a 5'0" (and a qwahter) Indian. Long story short, it doesn't look like our project will see the light of day, but conversations did get far enough for us to shoot a pilot episode and for NBC to create a teaser for the show. NBC owns the pilot, but I was able to get my hands on the rough cut of the teaser (before they put in the NBC logo and Title graphics). Enjoy.

Did you know gay guys can climb mountains?!

Me neither.

In case you forgot how amazing Catherine Zeta-Jones is . . .

Here's a slow-mo of her ass from that scene in "Entrapment". I'm pretty sure nobody actually saw that movie, but I have a feeling everyone will remember this amazing clip from the preview. (P.S. the first 10 seconds is the only part worth watching) Enjoy.

Gloves and Helmets Everywhere to the sounds of Metallica

This nugget is dedicated to Micah.