In Soviet Russia, Penis Grows on Arm

Oh the the things they can do with modern medicine.

http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/03/22/miraclesurgery.shtml

Team Facelift

I would like to introduce the audience to Team Facelift.
Notice the Fat Jew. He hails from the same summer camp as BK.

Wax Meets Lasers

That's right folks, just dust off Dad's old vinyl collection and drop $17,000. You'll be listening to that old wax in style. For more on this and other geeky shit click here: http://blog.wired.com/wiredphotos47/2007/03/elp_1xrc_laser_.html

Big Rils Redux

Another productive Friday at PCi Corporation for Ian.

TICKETS! (said in buckets! voice)

This past Saturday was our beloved Big Ril's bday, and we celebrated in style at Good Times! Kiril ended up winning ***250*** tickets from a single trivia game (big surprise!), and I was there just in time to catch his immediate reaction. A regular kid in a candy store!

Deep Fried Double Cheeseburger Anyone?

Just in case you feel like experiencing a triple bypass, I've included a link to some instructions on how to make one of these heart-wrenching beauties. Enjoy . . . http://www.danamania.com/burger/

Jesse's Manifesto

I know Tim sent this to everyone in an email, but I figured it should be posted for continued enjoyment.